This is exactly why I don’t like talking about shit.
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
itslaurenslife: keepme—wherethelightis: forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t...
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
diirtyglam: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship....– Goi Nasu (via pyur)
disneybakerdcp: I am literally crying, there are actual tears rolling down my face and I cannot breathe. I just put this on my facebook and called my mom just to make her watch it. funniest thing I have ever seen. my dog has a butt dance but not like this
when people use the occurrance of exams/finals as...
fitness-barbie: f0rever—in—paradise: “I can’t poop today I have exams” “I ate the whole fridge today because of exams” “I forgot to remember you exist because of exams” “I cannot walk in a straight line because of exams” “I forgot to breathe today because of exams” “I forgot that I was fucking alive during this time period called exams”
I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...– Jonathan Carroll (via perfect)
Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with...
yanilavigne: (Quotes here)